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The Embarrassing Five year old Kid
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank
on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit
complete with pager.
As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly,
"Gee, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys
ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread
his hands as far as they would go and announced, "I'll bet her butt is
this wide!"
The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off and told him to
be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of
the line.
Just then her pager began to emit a beep,
beep, beep.
The little boys yells out, "Run for your life, she's
backing up!"
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