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The Italian Pasta Diet
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and da fridge.
Concerned About Too Many Carbs In Your Diet?
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very
little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot
of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very
little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink
excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot
of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink
what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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